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spartman · Post by **spartman** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:23 pm

In 2009 the government will start locking up all the mentally ill.

I started crying when I thought of all of you.

Run little buds, run.

RedneckTexan · Post by **RedneckTexan** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:19 pm

I'll see you in the looney bin spartman

ezernut9mm · Post by **ezernut9mm** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:09 pm

there ain't a cage big enough....

kaptnkaos · Post by **kaptnkaos** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:50 am

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I think I'm ready to go now....

KaptnKA

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spartman · Post by **spartman** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:17 pm

Good song!

rjewkes · Post by **rjewkes** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:20 am

haha after all the years of they have to check themsleves in?

aramil · Post by **aramil** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:43 pm

i think ill start runnin now

FLATBEDFORD · Post by **FLATBEDFORD** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:35 pm

How do you know they haven't already?

spartman · Post by **spartman** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:16 pm

Cause I am still here.

FLATBEDFORD · Post by **FLATBEDFORD** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:37 pm

spartman wrote:Cause I am still here.

We're all still here. Maybe the cage is bigger than we think?

price2757 · Post by **price2757** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:42 pm

The Kaptn knows my theme song!

bugser · Post by **bugser** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:58 pm

I don't see a problem myself. Three meals a day, a bed you can wet if you want, high pressure showers, crayons for the drawin' and snackin', a nice lawn to walk on and no freakin' screamin' neighbor kids!!

And if you want, free headshave and behavioral modification treatments...ie: "happy pills" and electroshock.

This could be an ad for vacation getaway.

ezernut9mm · Post by **ezernut9mm** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:07 pm

where do i sign up for the nice lawn to stroll on and "happy pills"?

bugser · Post by **bugser** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:11 pm

It's not that it's a nice lawn, but the happy pills make you not care.

rjewkes · Post by **rjewkes** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:11 pm

When are we going? will the weather be nice? Who's got the picnic stuff?

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