Terrible Joke - appologies to my Redneck friends out there !

[smclaren]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two very best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.

Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up alright. Better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No sir, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two arseholes."

"What? He had two arseholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two arseholes.'"

[ford4x4fun]

From a Redneck no offence taken

[RedneckTexan]

That's just funny right there, I don't care who you are!