Do you live in TX?

[RedneckTexan]

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...

>>> > If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and
>>> > they don't work there, you may live in Texas
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
>>> > you may live in Texas.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
>>> > someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in
>>> > Texas.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for
>>> > the weekend, you may live in Texas.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If you measure distance in hours, you may live in
>>> > Texas.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If you know several people who have hit a deer more
>>> > than once, you may live in Texas.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If you install security lights on your house and
>>> > garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in
>>> > Texas.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife
>>> > knows how to use them, you may live in Texas.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're
>>> > going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in
>>> > Texas.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live
>>> > in Texas.

[peanutman]

Amen Redneck!

[69timemachine]

So true!

[kaptnkaos]

"If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas."

This is pretty much standard apparel here in the Pacific NW...

I spent 3 years in San Antonio the weather there is one extreme or the other... I never seen it there
Rain coats and shorts or trench coats with no shorts but not parkas with shorts...

KaptnKA S