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investing secret!!!











If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.



With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.


I call it the 401-Keg Plan.
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Post by 67 ford f100s rule »

i like the sound of that.
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:yt: Me too! lol (Now all I got to do is convince my parents this is the best way to invest my money! lol )
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