Ole took a business trip to Toledo. While he was there, he went to a little diner for lunch. As he was sitting at the counter eating his sandwich, a man walked in and sat down beside him. The two of them struck up a conversation, and after a few minutes the man said "Hey, I've got a riddle for you: My parents had a child. It wasn't my brother and it wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
Ole thought for a minute and then said "Boy, dat's a tough riddle for sure. I don't haff any idea. Who vus it?"
The man laughed and said "It was ME!"
Ole laughed and replied "Ya, dat's a good vun right dere! I'm going to haff to tell dat vun to my buddy Sven back in Duluth!"
Upon returning home, Ole went over to see Sven.
"Hey, Sven, vile I vas in Toledo I heard a good riddle! Here it is: My parents had a child. It vasn't my brudder and it vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"
Sven thought for a while and then said "Boy, Ole, I yust don't da answer to dat vun! Who vas it?"
Ole said "Some guy in Toledo."
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