My appologies to the Nuns on fordification ....

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My appologies to the Nuns on fordification ....

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A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt, Sister? I'll explain later". The nun agreed.

A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, “He went that way. "

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. "

The nun said she understood completely.

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq neither"
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wow just wow. didn't know klinger was stll in and bucking for his section 8. :lol:
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:eek: :evil: :evil: lol
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That is good!!
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That is funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
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re: My appologies to the Nuns on fordification ....

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :doh:
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