How politics works

[FLATBEDFORD]

> >> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
> >>
> >> Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
> >>
> >> I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
> >>
> >> Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
> >>
> >> We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
> >>
> >> The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
> >>
> >> And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
> >>
> >> Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
> >>
> >> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
> >>
> >> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
> >>
> >> He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
> >>
> >> So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
> >>
> >> Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
> >> Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
> >>
> >> He gives up and goes back to bed.
> >>
> >> The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,
> >> 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
> >>
> >> The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
> >>
> >> The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep **** .

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[wildcard]

Catches on quick doesn't he.

[rjewkes]

Why yes!, Yes! he does

[AK F100]

Little kids are like sponges.

By golly, I think he's got it.

[67mann]

That is too funny and too true

[basketcase0302]

Steve,

Sounds bout' right to me...

Jeff

[RedneckTexan]

Yep, that's about right!