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Pipes71
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Post by Pipes71 »

Garfield on the oil crisis


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A lot of folks can't understand how we came



to have an oil shortage here in our country.



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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.



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The reason for that is purely geographical



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Our OIL is located in

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

and

Texas

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Our

DIPSTICKS

are located in

Washington , DC !!!



Any Questions ???

NO? I didn't Think So.
Tony
bumpless but still diggin them....
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Post by RedneckTexan »

YEP, that's just about right :roll:
John

68 F-100~68 F-350~69 F-250~69 F-100
76 F-150~78 bronco~78 bronco

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