Montana Women

[old_mare]

Three guys are sitting at a bar: one from Texas, one from Alabama, and one from Montana.

They get on the subject of their wives and how they have "trained" them. The man from Texas said "Yep, all I ask from my wife is to keep my house clean, kids happy, and dinner on the table. Took me about a year, and she finally got into a routine."

The man from Alabama chimed in with "Well thats nothin! I told my wife I wanted my house clean, laundry done, lawn mowed and truck washed and it only took her 6 months and I had a clean house, clean clothes and a clean truck."

They turned to the man from Montana and he said, "I told my wife I wanted her to clean, do laundry, take care of the kids, mow the lawn and have 3 hot meals a day for me."

"Well, after about 3 weeks the swelling went down in my face, I could almost see enough to wash my dishes, and my cast came off so I could finally mow my lawn again."

Moral of the story: Don't mess with a Montana woman.

-JT-

[basketcase0302]

JT,

Good one.

Basketcase

[RedneckTexan]

That's ALL true, Texas women are the best In the words of Hank jr, I LOVE Texas women!

[jbrown414]

It's ok JT. You are among friends here, you can admit that the montana man in that story was you.

[hardtailjohn]

I think I used to go out with her sister!
John